Break In

         My friend and I wanted revenge on Chad so badly that we devised a diabolical plan. We decided one of us would sneak into his room disguised as a girl, and when he came home, the secret agent would seduce him into some light 'play.' Armed with a secret camera, we would have evidence to back up a claim that Chad was cheating on his girlfriend. Of course we started that rumor, but after this we were sure everyone, including his girlfriend, would believe it.

        After the plan was hashed, we went shopping at the mall and purchased everything we would need for a convincing disguise. We agreed to allow luck to decide which of us would be the crossdressing secret agent, and drew straws in the parking lot. The honor would be all mine as it turned out. I drew the shortest straw.

        And so, we went back to my friends house, and in the privacy of his room I dressed into the clothes and my friend applied a little makeup to my face. Once he was satisfied with the disguised I left out to complete our mission.

        As the plan went, I was to enter into his room through a window that we had heard he frequently snuck out of--so we were confident it would be open. The window was accessible with a short climb up. Once inside, I would make myself at home, and wait for him on the bed. After he came in, I would entice him onto the bed with me, and lavish him with compliments. I would tell him I whatever he wanted to hear, and once he got frisky, I would begin to film his advances, and catch him with his pants literally down. Then, I would simply make an escape, leaving him blue-balled and ignorant to what was later to come. His girlfriend and everyone else would see the tape.

        Our plan was full-proof as it seemed to us. We had detailed nearly everything, but perhaps we should have put as much into the first step as we did with the rest. I was sure I had the right house. There was no question in my mind that I might have been climbing into the wrong window. It was just as we expected, a short climb up, an unlocked window, and an empty bedroom. But, as I would learn, I was terribly wrong.

        When I climbed through the window, I actually entered Chad's neighbors bedroom. I posed seductively to greet who I thought would Chad, but I shrieked when I saw the stranger enter the room. I tried to leap out of the window, but the stranger caught me and screamed at me.

        "Oh no you don't! You're not getting away that easily."

        I was halfway out; halfway to safety. But, he grabbed at my clothes and yanked me back in.

        "Who are you? What are you doing here? Are you some kind of burglar--a junkie?" He accused.

        "No! I'm sorry. Please, let me go!"

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